dumb as rocks. not gullible or naive or airheaded like is usually the case with dumb female characters just give me ladies whose decision making is abysmal and whose ideas are as bad as they are awesome
scars that aren’t sexy or hideous or that have some dark backstory they’re just there
not that conventionally attractive and doesn’t actually do anything to her appearance but thinks she’s hot as fuck and is actually pretty correct
curses like a sailor
filled with rage
eats everything. has the metabolism of 12 horses
very talented or skilled but not insecure about talents in fact probably a little TOO confident about them
just a little shit
kind of unhinged mad scientist or wizard
BIG. tall. Large
always unkempt and covered in grime and dirt. has not washed socks in months. just a greasy piece of garbage
always loud and taking up space. manspreads. snores. props feet up on table to lean back in chair and then falls backward and takes the tablecloth and everything on it with her, screaming
chaos incarnate. causes problems on purpose and not in a cute way just thinks explosions and murder are fun
impractically large weapon
flirtatious but mostly flirts with people by punching them
covered in sickass tattoos
buff
an expert in something that’s not particularly useful
grey hair, still sexy
loves spiders and creepy crawly things more than anything
alcohol tolerance of a mule but still gets absolutely plastered and gets into bar fights
just really, really, really weird
pretty and spends time on her appearance but sometimes gets covered head to toe in blood and is fairly chill about it
snarls and growls at things
scientist that gets really excited over slime molds or something like that
did I mention buff
middle aged, has seen it all, sick of your shit
fat and chubby and not for tiddies reasons
enjoys affectionate brawling (especially with other female characters who also enjoy affectionate brawling)
motorcycle
will fight everything including god
lowkey stumbled out of the woods not knowing how to wipe her ass. will bite you if you look at her funny
edgy but not attractive. no sexy brooding she just sulks over the city looking like shit
literally all tv shows should be limited series. figure out what ur doing and where ur going and pitch that i dont ever want to see a 5+ season show ever again
